Wednesday, April 20, 2005

DUH

I am not a Monday person, and one thing that I hated most is to go to my work place and be pissed off.
For starters, as I was driving along I 35 (madami pong freeway ang Dallas) at around 11 am....this stupid driver who was driving a Sports Chedeng couldn't wait to get to his death, so he was swerving in and out of the freaking 3 lanes. Anyway, he was in front of me and probably driving 80 MPH when he switched his lane to the right, when he decided to go back because he never realized that the traffic is worse on that side (DUH). Now akala nya, because he was on a chedeng, it will protect him from a violent death...right? WRONG! DA AMF changed his lane again ( sa lane na occupied ko na) without signals, (nasa blindspot nya ako) and just pretending na wala ako doon. AND VOILA. Nag hihiyaw ang busina ko hanggang makalagpas ako sa tarantadong letcheng yon. OHH!!!! Im so livid. I never knew na masarap palang mag busina hanggang makalagpas ka doon sa binubusinahan mo at sasabayan mo pa ng irap....as in UMF ANTANGA TANGA MO!!!! I guess na realize nya yung gross mistake nya na he just slow down like a desert turtle. Kung namatay ako kahapon....ang swerte ng makakakuha ng life insurance ko! hehehehehehe.


My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,and they're like,its better than yours,damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge. la la la la la la......

Friday, April 01, 2005

April Fools Move!

Finally we will be out of this memorable apartment. So at this time...(anong oras na nga ba) we're packing, faxing, fucking, packing and blah...blah...blah....
I will be seeing you around peepholes.....I'll keep you posted.



And to my boss, who is always there when I needed him most......

Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I never met you, because fifteen years down the line, I have never loved anybody else as much as I love you. I love you more than life itself.