Family ties

I'm watching Project runway....but I am doing something out of the blues. Something that I normally dont do ( I okray in my normal time). Nope....I promise I will not quit my day job! =)

Tiriring!

Overheard from a phone conversation:
Male: Mam Anas, alam mo ba phone number ni Sir Aullo?
Female: Oo sir, tine text ko nga sa phone nyo pero nagkakaroon ng error. Papadala ko na lang ulit sa yo.
Male: Sige mam, hihintayin ko ang text nyo, kasi kailangang kailangan ko lang ang number
nya.
Female: Ok sir, text ko uli sa inyo.


What da heck just happened here?

PakBe

Pakbet (pronounced as pak-butt) is a melange of tropical vegetables like squash, eggplants, string beans and ampalaya in bagoong or shrimp paste sauce. "Sir" calls it PakBe, my fake tagailonggo version, so called because it has more pork and kalabasa and absolutely no ampalaya (bittermelon). Tomorrow, I'll probably cook puki-puki.
Happy President's Day Sale!

on the side:
triage complaint~~ "burned lip from salt and vinegar tater chips"

Nasaan nga ba ako????

Bakit ba panay ang ulan dito sa amin? I don't think I would be able to acclimate on this side of the planet. It has been a very bed weather.
Enihoo, I will be adding "on the side!" These are some funny anecdotes from work, chat and somewhere within my radius.

On the side:
25 yof~ c/o "I had a zit in my ear on Monday and I popped it and now my neck is swollen. Do you think the zit juice drained into my neck?"
SB: "Is your throat sore?"
25yof: "yes"

Happy Flu Season

Ilang araw din akong hindi nakabalik dito. Nag kunwari kasi akong busy ng ilang araw eh. BTW, I am celebrating a week long holiday, wherein people go to hospital because there's a lot of reason to stay in the house and be a bum for at least a good week. "Happy Flu Season!" Where stupidity and bug mixed together in a discombobulated world and "VOILA!!" Increased revenue for the hospitals, happy sick people who are now watching the new season of CSI, american idol, or Michael Jackson trial, and worn out medical workers who had enough of this waterbuffalo crap.

PS:
"What's the number for 911?"