Screwed

I dont know what you are thinking about.....
But I have loved everyone that I have loved.....
I just don't understand the cheating part.....

The Misadventure of Misty Liling (Par Deux)

(sa madaling sabi, heto na naman ako at ready to strike my keyboard...la pang pasyente eh!)
Ang nakaraan:
(Basahin kaya ang sa baba nitong post ko...ng hindi na ako mag kwento pa!)
Napagtigil ako sa aking ginagawa ( flipping the chart pretending to be busy kuno). At hinarap ang aking sekretarya. Hinintay kong humupa ang kanyang iyak. Wala naman akong magawa. Sadyang matigas ang ulo ni Misty pag dating sa tinatawag na PAG IBIG.
Ilang beses ko na rin nabanggit sa kanya na kaiingat na sya sa pag pili ng makakasama nya sa buhay. Pero sadyang sabik din sya sa pag kalinga ng tao na talagang magpapaligaya at magiging tapat sa kanya.
"Ma'm Jen, kahit naman po ang mga kaibigan nya ay nagsasabing mabait si Corey eh. Tinanong ko ang isa nyang kasamahan sa trabaho, mabait ang personalidad nya at talaga namang matulungin. Ang hindi ko lang talaga malaman kung bakit hinayaan nyang mahulog ang loob ng babaeng yon." "Nakita ko sa mga text messages nya, na nag papaalam pa sya sa babae kung anong gagawin nya at me kasama pang "MUAH" or "TSUP!" Pati ang pasakit ng likod nya, ang pag alala kung kumain na ang isa't isa ay hindi nila nakakalimutan sa mga text or YM messages nila. Kahit sa madaling araw, bumabangon pa ang babae at nag la log in para lang makapag usap sila. Tama ba yun??

Nakatingin pa rin ako sa malayo, gusto ng bumukas ng bibig ko at sabihing "argh" pero hindi ko magawa. Mahirap nga namang isipin at nakakasakit ng dibdib.
Isa ako sa mga saksi ng ikinasal si Misty at Corey sa huwes. Ala Vegas style pa nga sa bilis ng kasal eh. Tipong napa talikod lang ako sandali at napabahin, pag harap ko, KASAL na sila. Potaena, where is da piktyur!?

Niyakap ko na lamang si Misty. Lalong bumunghalit ang kanyang iyak (patay! basa na sa sipon at luha ang see-thru top ko!). Inabot ko sa kanya ang Kleenex Box, at umupo sa harapan nya. Tama na yan. Alam kong mahirap isipin ang mga bagay na yan. Huwag ka na lang mag dwell sa situation. Kasi the more you think about it, the more na maiinis ka lang sa sarili mo at sa kanya. Huwag ka na rin mag isip ng masama sa pag uusap ng dalawa. Hayaan mo munang linawin ang sitwasyon, at makinig ka rin sa irarason nya kung bakit nakarating sa ganoong pag uusap sila nang babaeng yon. Hindi siya kumibo. Bagama't yun ang naka pag pa ampat ng konti sa kanyang malakas na palahaw.

" Huwag kang mag alala Ma'm Jen. Hindi pa rin naman ni minsan nasira ang mga trabaho ko. Gusto ko lang i verbalize itong nangyaring ito sa amin. Sana nga hindi totoo ang hinala ko. Pero, ewan ko ba....sadya atang nawala na ang tiwala ko sa kanya. Natatakot akong hindi ko na maibalik pa ang normalcy sa relationship namin.Laging nasasaisip ko ang tanong na "BAKIT?"

Huwag mo munang isipin ang mga nangyayaring ito, Misty. Maaaring napag isip isip rin ni Cory ang mga ginawa nya, at mag kakaliwanagan kayo. Balang araw, mapapatawad mo rin sya, pero alam kong hindi mo pa makakalimutan ang situasyon na ito.
It takes time Misty, it takes long $#*Q$&)Q$)Q time....but you'll get there.

(itutuloy)

The misadventure of Misty

Tawagin natin sya sa pangalan na Misty.
Misty Liling po ang buong pangalan nya. Sya po ay labing- siyam na taong gulang ang pag iisip, pitumpu't dalawang taong gulang ang hinanakit sa buhay ( times 3 o pagka minsan ay times 4 ang nadadagdag sa original nyang edad sa kakaisip sa problema) pero sa aking kaalaman, sya po ay nasa edad na lagpas na sa kalendaryo pero patok pa rin sa lotto.
Dumating sa opisina ko noong isang araw si Misty at luhaan. Ni halos makapag bigkas ng buong salita ang kaawa awang babae. Palibhasa, makailang beses na rin syang bigo sa mga nakaraan nyang "relationship," pagkatapos ay heto na naman at panibago na namang problema ang ihaharap nya sa akin. "Madam, (hikbi, nasisinok na sa kakaiyak), hin (hik) di ko na kaya ito" Ano ba itong nangyayari sa akin. Sabay sabay na dagok sa dibdib itong nararanasan ko. "
(potek, talagang paying attention na talaga ang nag babasa!).


teka antok na ang author ng komiks. Ipagpatuloy na lang po natin ito sa susunod na pag gising ng diwa ko. Antok na ako eh. Bukas naman uli...maganda ang storya ni Misty eh.
BTW, Thank you very much for Sharon (Hairmonix) for my hair and make up. I would also like to thank a very good friend of mine, Mr Lee, for providing me fictional names for my story. Kung hindi dahil sa yo....na masugid kong taga subaybay....wala akong "SUPPLIES!"

FOS!!!

Gotta tell you a story about a friend of mine....and here it goes.....

Nahuli nya na me kulukadidang si boylash! Nyahahahahaha. To think, uutakan pa sya ni mokong. Very clever very clever. So my friend na tawagin na lang natin na Gurlaluh, went straight sa hospital after na hinatid si boylet sa destination nya (work),for emergency treatment ng SVT.... she was given a drug to slow down her heart rate. Mantakin mong for the last 2 days, ang heart rate ni gurlaluh is in the 180's! Fart george! That's like flushing down your toilet 180 times, puro sediments na pina flush mo....you're not getting enough circulation in your bod!
Sabi ko sa kanya, Manash, how does it feel like maloko ka ng tao! Sagot nya.....kaya nga nag kaganito heart rate ko, Iniiputan na ako ng #@#)@$&%&#( NYA SA ULO KO, AND SO.....kailangan ko ng i flush 180 times. That's funny! FUNNY and SICKENING!
gadamit.....hindi ko rin akalain na magagawa nung boylet na yon ke gurlash eh. Sabi ko nga eh....pede na syang mag work sa FBI and CIA after her admission. Fortunately, she only stayed sa ER for a couple of hours. Her SVT was due to stress. Dayum girl, XANAX lang katapat nyan....mag overdose ka....... =))

........

Slowly everything sinked in.
I had a big outburst of crying spell while I was at work.....finally I realized that my mom is gone. I have no one to call home. I am now all by myself. I am going home again, but no one to go home to. I used to call her to talk about nothing. Mag papakwento lang ako ng kahit ano. Pupulot ng kung anu- anong chismis. She will no longer be there to listen to my grip, hear my cries, ease my pains, headaches, and be proud of my achievements in life. She will not be able to know now what's going on with some of her screwy family members (which is a good thing), that I have to deal with.
I dont know if my next trip will be my closure....
And just like other maki-nanay like me, my only wish for is...if I can only turn back the clock....to the time when I was still a young child.... I will not change a thing. If only for the second time around, feel her love, listen to the sermons, our long walks in Bel-Air, maramdaman uli ang "palo ng chinelas sa pwet" coz she doesnt want me to go to my friends house to attend a pool party, to see her happy face when I finished my college degree in USTE, when she visited me in US, and everytime I go home sa Silay.
I still think she just went to the market, and will be back again in a few.....
If ever, nanay....."I still like lumpiang sariwa from El Ideal for breakfast!"

And for my smarty ass cousin who insulted me by saying " Wa ay ka kabalo nga patay na si nanay mo," like I dont know what's going on.....the only thing that I can say is, which I have failed to tell you.....


"PUTANG INA MO!!!!

Thanks for flying *&^#@#@ Airlines

I am so back, but has no energy to elaborate my so called "vacation." That was the first time of me coming home without my mom. Up until now, nothing had set in to my system. The blogging world is not a place for me to discuss on how I felt now that she is gone. I guess, I am not prepared for it yet....

Now back to my usual grip. Have you ever thought what airlines you would like to take when you want to go for a so called "safe" vacation trip? Have you ever thought what kind of crew you would encounter in this small enclosed space you called "airplane?" I haven't thought about it, until now.
I became an expert traveler. Attitude speaking, do not ever pissed off the "flip" attendants. I really don't know what the heck they are doing up on the air ( prestige maybe) but deng! Flips are short tempered. Wag mong uutusan ng basta basta na kuhanan ka ng tubig kahit nasisinok or nasasamid ka na and you're turning blue. Busy pa sila sa pinag kaka bisihan nila. You better not ask for additional soda ( for a big time soda drinker like me...I learned to bring my own soda)...dahil if they're serving juice and water, gadamit....para kang 6 yrs. old taking a breakfast forcing to drink juice even if it kills your stomach.( ANO! TUBIG OR JUICE? Ma'am, may I go out! I wanna wiwi!).
Insults???? You better not be a japanese who has limited knowledge of english lingo. This American attendant told this jap lady that she better take her own private jet after she asked for a switch because she is not comfortable sitting between two men. I was so shocked! Shocked?? Thats an understatement. I want to smack her `til she can drop fucking dead. Nakalimutan ata ng isang yon na if not for this "frequent flyer" tourists, walang kikitain ang company nila, baka kasama pa syang masisibak dahil mukha na syang uugod ugod!
Now to push the whole incident.....while at work I have encountered another SOB! Oh excuse me, another flight attendant that is way too drunk and way too belligerent at the hospital. On top of that, she and her friend was drinking in the room and just verbally abusive to the staff.
How would you like to fly in a confined space with this kind of people? Sige nga....I dare you to. I hate judging them because of their personality in and out of their work. But geez people, don't your company told you that you as their employee, you should maintain the integrity of your being. (as a Human being na matino....and not being an idiot. Being a wholesome human being, and not "WHOLEsama ng ugali mo meng!)
Tangneneng....I am flying home again. I am afraid for what I am going to encounter. This time, I need to shut my eyes, forget the whole thing ( I guess), and forgive me, again for the umpteenth million time.....I will rely my survival up on the air for some ample people who still thinks that their attitude, responsibility, and the manner they speak towards their passengers, will make me comfortable towards another long haul flight.

GoodBye `Nay

I woke up today realizing that nanay is gone. For several days, I've been crying and was unable to work and sleep. As I torture myself to finish this blog for today, I just could not find myself pacified with whatever comfort I have right now. I wouldn't be here without her support. I could not find words to say how to describe her.
........it is against my will to go home and take you to your final resting place. I'd rather remind myself of your happy face when you saw me the last time I was back home....like when you are watching us soaked up in December rain.
Goodnight, nanay!

Discombobulate

I'm having a brain dead moment. There are certain things in life that I still don't understand. One, why I remain stupify. Two, why I (sic) just simply don't get it. I'm probably what they call "mentally challenged" in medical world. In a nice way in my own dialect it'll be "kulang ang pag-iisip." In my own lingo and to the rest of the women out there......"ISA KANG TANGA!" These are the questions that boggles me. Why is it that certain men, are not satisfied with their own slice of cake, but instead, they want the entire piece. Or they just can't burn their freaking bridges. I'm good in burning my own bridge, kasama na ang small town that way there will be absolutely, zip, nada, communications. But hey, they know the ways on how to get on to your nerves and track you down, and trying to lure you back to them, and then, suddenly it'll hit them na..... "arrgghhhh, I can't decide, I need more time." I will give you more freaking time. You need space? I'll give you space, in fact I will give you the entire earth so you can have your fucking space. Space your face! I say one is enough, two is too much. You ask for it, DANG, you got it.
Alam mo, you have so much time in your hand..... so much, that you are not satisfied of what you have right now, instead, you found ways to make yourself more confused.
I am very sorry that it has to end this way......and that you made a fool out of yourself. I am sorry that we can't go back in time. We just got to move on.
I'm done with my crying spells.
I've completely totally accepted the whole fact that you are an........................."Idiot" and it has no cure for it. The sad part of this is that, you will actually breed, and that you will actually grow and multiply.
I'm done using this stage, and I have spoken.

HUH??!!! Ano ito?

Only Love
Message:
I'm over you somehow
Only love knows how I have the strength to move on again...
The more you put me down'...Cause love knows how it gave me the strength to move on.
Spent so many days wondering what's my chances
I never thought I'd be alone.
When all I really needed was answers.
For the love that you've given to me. I was in need.
Where we are where we're at...
Boy I could not see every night that I cry,
I needed you here by my side.
But now I'm over you.
Had to use my mind,
Couldn't use my heart I didn't wanna see us apart.
This vision is so clear to me
That we were not meant to be
I couldn't see the desire inside
wouldn't let me be every night.
That I cry...I needed you here by my side.
But now I'm over you.
Life goes on until the new beginning.
Set me free from all of these feelings.
Now I can see that love's no guarantee.
That's why I hold it all inside of me only love knows how.....



dyek dyek....ano to? kanta ba to tula or isa na namang biktima.
05/28/05 edited version: langya ka dyek timely manner ang banat mo dito. dayum girl....I know you are reading my blog. Malunod ka sana sa pitshy pitshy at sapin sapin. Miss ko na talaga. Baka maligaw ako ng pilipinas....madaming kwento...kwentong kasagingan at kabaklaan at kung anu ano pa...you are not going to believe it. I promise I swing by and bigla na lang ako mag papatawag na naman ng EB. Hows July kaya for a rainy EB sa dampa Libis!

BH

No its not about Broken Head or a Broken Hynie it's all about being broken hearted. A lot of people had been asking me how it feels like (how dare you to ask me noh... kala mo sa akin, expert na talaga....OO na, expert na nga!) to be in that situation. Man, it's gut wrenching ( sa kakasuka dahil hindi makakain) ulcerogenic, mass production of eye mo, with free eyebag on the side, a taste of a soda in a can with cigarette ashes (nakalimot akong natistisan ko pala ng abo ng sigarilyo ko eh) and feel ko I want to have an instant death . Kaya lang hindi ko kaya ang last part eh....instant death. Duwag ako.
I remembered the good `ol days ng malaman kong ang first love ko eh nakabuntis (he claimed a one night stand affair daw) after na hindi nya mahintay matapos ang bakasyon ko after board exam. A guy whom I cared so much tapos eh, nag bakasyon sa `pinas nakakita ng old crush dineny to death ako til well.....sila na. And so on and so forth and so forth and........
Naalala ko noon ng may nag sabi sa akin na....."kapag daw umuulan sa pinas, tanda daw ito ng pag iyak ng kalawakan kasama na rin daw ang pag palahaw nya." `Nak ng teteng george! Dinramahan mo pa ako. You are one son of a FART!
Sabi nga ng karamihan "Where did I go wrong?" Tanong ko rin sa yo ito, "saan nga ba ako nag kamali?" "Ano ang aking pag kukulang?" Bakit hindi ka makapag hintay sa time frame na binigay ko sa yo? Hindi naman ako nag bigay sa yo ng pag subok na kinakailangan mong makipag sapalaran pa o lulusutan. Pang unawa lamang ang aking hinihiling. Mahirap nga ba itong dinggin?
Ang lahat ng ito ay isang pag hihinagpis at itatago na lamang natin sya sa pangalang Brenda.......
Brenda Mage

DUH

I am not a Monday person, and one thing that I hated most is to go to my work place and be pissed off.
For starters, as I was driving along I 35 (madami pong freeway ang Dallas) at around 11 am....this stupid driver who was driving a Sports Chedeng couldn't wait to get to his death, so he was swerving in and out of the freaking 3 lanes. Anyway, he was in front of me and probably driving 80 MPH when he switched his lane to the right, when he decided to go back because he never realized that the traffic is worse on that side (DUH). Now akala nya, because he was on a chedeng, it will protect him from a violent death...right? WRONG! DA AMF changed his lane again ( sa lane na occupied ko na) without signals, (nasa blindspot nya ako) and just pretending na wala ako doon. AND VOILA. Nag hihiyaw ang busina ko hanggang makalagpas ako sa tarantadong letcheng yon. OHH!!!! Im so livid. I never knew na masarap palang mag busina hanggang makalagpas ka doon sa binubusinahan mo at sasabayan mo pa ng irap....as in UMF ANTANGA TANGA MO!!!! I guess na realize nya yung gross mistake nya na he just slow down like a desert turtle. Kung namatay ako kahapon....ang swerte ng makakakuha ng life insurance ko! hehehehehehe.


My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,and they're like,its better than yours,damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge. la la la la la la......

April Fools Move!

Finally we will be out of this memorable apartment. So at this time...(anong oras na nga ba) we're packing, faxing, fucking, packing and blah...blah...blah....
I will be seeing you around peepholes.....I'll keep you posted.



And to my boss, who is always there when I needed him most......

Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I never met you, because fifteen years down the line, I have never loved anybody else as much as I love you. I love you more than life itself.

Long Weekend

I can't think of something funny today. Below is an email of a person I know.....masyadong masakit ang dating.....

Long Weekend...............
Posted by Eurydice (Thu Nov 06 2003 @ 04:59AM) views:
Is it okay if I call you mine?
Just for a time...
And I will be just fine
If I know that you know that I'm wanting
Needing your love....
If I ask of you is it all right
If I ask you to hold me tight
Through a cold dark night
Cause there may be a cloudy day in sight
And I need to let you know that I might
Be needing your love...
And what I'm trying to say isn't really new...
It's just the things that happen to me
When I'm reminded of you...
Like when I hear your name,
Or see a place that you've been --
Or see a picture of your grin,
Or pass a house that you've been in,
One time or another.
It sets off something in me I can't explain.
And I can't wait to see you again.
Oh, babe, I love your love...
And what I'm trying to say isn't really new...
It's just the things that happen to me
When I'm reminded of you...

Grabe babes! Long weekend na naman. Wala na atang katapusan ito. Dreaded days ko na ngayon ang tinatawag kong "long weekend." Dati rati, para akong hindi mapakali dahil unbelievable ang off ng 4_days_of_not_moving_a_single_muscle_in_my_bod 'ika nga. Now, its nakakainis_ang_haba_naman_ng off_mo_kelan_ka_babalik_sa_office moments na.

Ano ba itong nangyari sa akin....i haven't been (ever huh)like this in my entire life. Like, hindi mo naman ako nalilibre pa sa favorite fast food na hang out ko, pero bakit iba ang dating mo?

Paano nga ba tayo nag umpisang maging tayo na?

(I'm not going to blame the whole entire fact sa akin).

Eto ang sagot ko: KSP ka at masyado kang papansin, at HELLO!!! napansin kita. Letch na buhay to, sinusundan sundan mo ako na parang asong nakakagat sa saya ko.

Tahimik ang buhay ko ng bigla na lang nag buzz ka sa akin stating "adik!"

Napalingon ako sa likod (ako adik? baka meron pang iba ah....ay! wala na pala).

Sagot ko sa yo (in my own little text challenged ways~ two thumbs huh habang hinahanap ang letra),"AHA! na miss mo ako ano, ano miss mo na naman me.bleeee! buti nga sa yo , uuwi ka na. off pa den ako! Sabay halakhak na parang timang.

Tuloy na naman ang araw kong masagana sa shopping....

6 hours later....bigla ka na namang bumulaga sa msg bin ko.......

O:"wala ka ng pag-asa!"

E:"tungik nag sa sha shop lifting...este shopping ako!" (shet, pati buong word ng shopping nde ko ma spell sa cell phone ko)

O: "miss kita graba!"

E: "ipatunaw mo yang graba, baka me diamond ka pang makikita dyan."

O:sira, miss kita, grabe!"

E: "oh ok! sige na nga miss na din kita,sinabi mo eh! saka na tayo mag usap, nag pa park na ako ng kotse."

At ayun ka nga, patiently waiting for me. Nakakaloka huh. Pero sabi mo, sandali ka lang at "alam mo na......"

Lumipas pa ang madaming araw, wala na tayong ibang tinitingnan kundi ang "orasan" at ang "araw."

Dumating ang sandaling pinaparamdam mo sa akin kung gaano ako kahalaga sa buhay mo na sinabi mong "walang kwenta." Ngayon ang lahat sa iyo ay may kabuluhan na...."flowery" ang words na ginagamit mo....pati ang "TOWER" na inaakyat mo everyday ng rounds mo, iba na ang tingin mo. Sabi mo, " I will never look at this tower the same again." At pag nakausap kita, nararamdaman ko ang ambience ng paligid mo....ganoon ka mag describe....parang ang lahat ay "Heaven!"



Pilit mong gustong sabihin ang katagang yaon, subalit ako na mismo ang nag pipigil, sa dahilang, alam naman natin na wala itong kahihinatnan. Pero aray ko! Kumakawala talaga sa dibdib, bro!

Hanggang sa di sinasadyang pangyayari, nasabi mo sa akin na "Mahal na mahal kita." Kung bakit naman kasi itong teleponong hawak ko, walang mute at narinig mo tuloy ang sinabi kong, "you just don't know how much i have loved you." Shet sa earth! (ako ba yon!)

Naramdaman ko kung gaano ka kasaya ng araw na yon. But at the same time, the mere fact na "Opps, long weekend na naman," SUCKS!

So heto ako, can't wait to see you again, tagal ng 3 days ko meng! You just don't know.....Naalala ko tuloy na pinag kwentuhan natin ang mga favorite movies natin (palabas ang isa kasi ngayon eh!), yung tipong super emote talaga sya, nakasakay si "Francesca" sa sasakyan tapos hintay sya ni "Robert" in another car. Tipong ok, make a decision if you really wanted to run off with him. For the umpteenth million time na napanood ko itong "Bridges of Madison County," first time kong humagulgol at kulang ang tissue paper sa luha ko that I have to use paper towel na. Magang maga ang mata ko, deng(Naubusan pa naman ako ng pipino)!



Babes, ang dami nating "restless moments." Hindi ko na nga kaya eh....nasa second level na tayo ng relationship na tipong "walang iwanan at mahal na mahal kita kahit na anong mangyari pa."

Pero sa totoo lang, saan nga ba patutunguhan nito? Ilang minuto na ang nakakaraan ng huli tayong mag usap, filling the gap of what had happened to us during our long weekend, and what will be in store for us this coming days. Hindi ko na maisip, babes. Hindi ko na rin pati maintindihan ang nararamdaman ko. Parang Selecta Ice Cream na "halo-halo." Lahat na lamang ay dinadaan ko sa biro, pero manaka naka'y naririnig mo ang pag iyak ko at naririnig ko rin ang impit mong hikbi. (sabi mo kasi hindi bagay sa isang six footer na kagaya mo ang umiyak). Lalo na sa puntong mapapag usapan natin na "you are very much married and we can't do anything about this." Nasaktan ako ng sinabi mo na "ikaw lang nag papaligaya sa akin, at pag nawala ka, ang mga anak ko na lang ang mapapagkuhanan ko ng sigla." "BABES, alam mo bang mahal na mahal na mahal na mahal kita, at walang katapusan yon!" Hindi ako makasagot, instead, nag flush ako ng inodoro para hindi mo marinig ang palahaw ko. Hindi ko alam kung hanggang saan matatapos ang masarap na bawal na relasyon na ito ....na pag kaminsan ay.....naiisip ko......sana...... "long weekend na!"

The headlice strikes back!

Woke up so early (kelan naman ako tinanghali) in the morning and had a little chitchat with a friend of mine. As usual, I feel like an energizer bunny and ready to "okray" anytime. The topic is the high probability of a chatter to die ( and resurrect ~ yikes kakatakot) or having a so called "cyber leukemia" or "cyber cancer and on chemotherapy" effect. My question is.....is it a necessity now, for a chatter to have this kind of illnesses in order to get someone else's attention, or to make the long story short, mang agaw ng shota ng me shota. In all the years of my chatting experience and being an observant "kuto ng internet" what I've noticed is, every ( i mean every huh!) single chat room I've been, there's always this kind of people. Not to count the usual "manloloko!" Usually common ang gross illnesses sa women chatters. Minsan, I would like to ask them a question na nga kung kelan sila mamamatay and when they are going to resurrect sa different sn. Ok.....I stand corrected. Hindi daw resurrect. It is appropriate to call it "reincarnate."
As for me, life goes on and just as what I've done before......"aabangan ko na lang ang susunod na kabanata."
So we will take the poll.....Would you really like to portray yourself (sa chat room to real life) na me cancer or deathly ill in order to get someone's attention or para maagaw mo ang shota ng ibang tao??
Vote "YES" if you are stupid enough and you're a big time maggot that relies its existence from someone else's flesh.

Vote "NO" if there is still some decency left in your bod.

PS:
This is your brain high on kabaliwan! Get a life you low life scumbags ng chatrooms!

Family ties

I'm watching Project runway....but I am doing something out of the blues. Something that I normally dont do ( I okray in my normal time). Nope....I promise I will not quit my day job! =)

Tiriring!

Overheard from a phone conversation:
Male: Mam Anas, alam mo ba phone number ni Sir Aullo?
Female: Oo sir, tine text ko nga sa phone nyo pero nagkakaroon ng error. Papadala ko na lang ulit sa yo.
Male: Sige mam, hihintayin ko ang text nyo, kasi kailangang kailangan ko lang ang number
nya.
Female: Ok sir, text ko uli sa inyo.


What da heck just happened here?

PakBe

Pakbet (pronounced as pak-butt) is a melange of tropical vegetables like squash, eggplants, string beans and ampalaya in bagoong or shrimp paste sauce. "Sir" calls it PakBe, my fake tagailonggo version, so called because it has more pork and kalabasa and absolutely no ampalaya (bittermelon). Tomorrow, I'll probably cook puki-puki.
Happy President's Day Sale!

on the side:
triage complaint~~ "burned lip from salt and vinegar tater chips"

Nasaan nga ba ako????

Bakit ba panay ang ulan dito sa amin? I don't think I would be able to acclimate on this side of the planet. It has been a very bed weather.
Enihoo, I will be adding "on the side!" These are some funny anecdotes from work, chat and somewhere within my radius.

On the side:
25 yof~ c/o "I had a zit in my ear on Monday and I popped it and now my neck is swollen. Do you think the zit juice drained into my neck?"
SB: "Is your throat sore?"
25yof: "yes"

Happy Flu Season

Ilang araw din akong hindi nakabalik dito. Nag kunwari kasi akong busy ng ilang araw eh. BTW, I am celebrating a week long holiday, wherein people go to hospital because there's a lot of reason to stay in the house and be a bum for at least a good week. "Happy Flu Season!" Where stupidity and bug mixed together in a discombobulated world and "VOILA!!" Increased revenue for the hospitals, happy sick people who are now watching the new season of CSI, american idol, or Michael Jackson trial, and worn out medical workers who had enough of this waterbuffalo crap.

PS:
"What's the number for 911?"

Sleepless In Dallas!!!

Woke up at 1:30 am today. Sleepless in Seattle just started on TBS. It's a touchy-feely movie. Love-story-cum-comedy. And so here I am watching this movie for the umpteenth million time, and all I can remember between my multi-tasking moment is that when you fall in love with the right person "it's like..........gutom ako ano kayang masarap kainin?" Hay naku....another chick flick...i gotta go to the kitchen and have my dinner and breakfast. I don't know when my next meal be!
Oh lordy lordy......X files re-run....I'm gonna be hooked. Next time, how to upload pix here using mac. grrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Sucked up in a world of blogging

Finally it's up....but I am having my brain dead moment. As soon as my fingers will coordinate with me, and will stop drooling all over my keyboard, I am good to go.... I will be hot on trail. For now, I need to go back to la la land, because if I dont, I am about to make a dozen coat out of the Sealy Mattress sheep hovering around me. TTFN!!!