Die with a T

Today is the start day (and had been everyday) to go on a full swing dieT. Amazingly, in my 42 earthling years, I've probably lost a total of 500 pounds from the different diet I've tried in the last decade and I should be hanging in one of my necklace charm, but this time, I want to be successful (Nyah!).
Ms. K reiterated that I need to keep a journal for my diet plan. One thing for sure, I can't keep up when it comes to writing a journal. With this big flab jiggly flip bod, I am also fully loaded and upgraded myself with all sorts of ailments namely, tendonitis, some sort of carpal tunnel syndrome, hypertension and peripheral edema. God knows what else I can load up to this tiny frame, and hopefully I won't be looking like a Japanese car with some kind of subliminal emblem that says “Big fat ass!"
My plan is to go back to my Filipino diet~ that is, frequent healthy meals. Hopefully, my body will not be able to recognize that I am actually eating healthy food and will not reject myself.
Now....my worries is that our rice bin is still half full ( I didn't say half empty for I don't want to be pessimist!), so I have a long way to go before I can actually finish it up! Nyahahahahaha. I am not feeling helpless....not at all....In fact I was dreaming that I was attack by different kinds of asian foods, that I woke up feeling full to my stomach! Nah. But.... "eat I must!"

Think about it. Rice exists in many climates, needs no refrigeration and has no natural enemies. All you do is add water - and water - and - water - and water....~ Erma Bombeck